patrolman’s ball
When I was in highschool, I was going on a college visit with my mom. We drove where we were going, and it was quite far away, and so we drove fast. Needless to say, we were pulled over pretty quickly (guess thats where i get it from…)
So, a nice missouri highway patrolman comes up to the car, looking all serious with his sunglasses and big brown cowboy hat. He starts giving my mom the usual cop speech.
“Ma’am, do you know why i pulled you over?”
My mom answers, “To sell me a ticket to the patrolmen’s ball?”
“No ma’am, patrolmen don’t have balls.”
I start laughing immediately. Hysterically. The patrolman stops dead, realizes what he says, turns bright red, and walks away.
He gets back in his patrol car and speeds away.
