fat guy little car
Event: DMB 2001. Las Vegas, NV, 05.26.2001 & 05.27.2001
In Attendance: Jenkins, Ruck, Lauren Lavoie, Shawn Lavoie, James, Justin, Hews, Ben Horvat, Wayne, Erinn, Paul.
Location: Dennys.
It’s the Nancies crew at Dennys after the second night of Dave Matthews Band. Generally, a standard trip to Dennys. There was a whole bunch of us, and only two employees working for the evening. We ordered big, made a lot of noise, and generally acted stupid and disturbed the peace.
A few tables across from us are these two guys who also went to the concert. Nobody knew who they were, but they just came over, sat down and started talking to us. No big deal, right? Right. So, we’re all getting up to leave, we pay the bill, and we all walk out to the parking lot, and the bigger guy of the two starts talking.
“You guys look like you’d be up for a good time.”
“Yeah, what do you have in mind?”
“You wanna see something funny?”
“Sure, what the hell.”
I need to tell you about this guy. Hes a big guy. I’d bet he was pushing 300 lbs, and no taller than average height. He’s a bigger guy, and someone who shouldn’t ever be running if he doesn’t half to.
So, this guy gets a running start. He’s charging full blast through the Denny’s parking lot. He jumps, and he slams into a parked car. Then he gets up, says “There’s nothing funnier than a fat guy slamming into a parked car.”
Then he gets into his car, and drives away.
