stories, rants, and raves

some of these are strange, most of these are funny, and all of these are true. honestly, these stories are the reason i put up a website in the first place (that, and ‘the wall’, which finally came down with the last upgrade). the only reason the stories (and this website, as a result) are really here is because i used to tell them all the time and people seemed to like them, so i jumped on the internet band wagon and put ‘em up. as unlikely as the circumstances may seem in some cases, all of these events really did happen, either to me, or one of my friends. if you’ve got time, check ‘em all out.

• Attack of the $3000 Paperweight**
• 420 House, Summer of ‘97**
• Patrolmen’s Ball
• Fat Guy, Little Car
• Speed
• Wife Beatin’
• The Incident With the Car Door
• Speeding in a 35
• Jacked Off
• Fools We Work With: Part I
• Charlie, Rocksalt, and Liscense Plate Lights

** – many thanks to r.w.shepard, who seems to be lacking a webpage these days, for allowing these ‘authorized reproductions.’