a big fat WHAT THE HELL
i will not redesign my website again. i will not redesign my website again.
i have to keep telling myself that, because i’m really tempted to just go nuts and totally redesign everything from scratch.
but i dont have that kind of time and i have things i think i would rather do, so i just changed colors instead.
anyhow, on to the ‘what the hell’ part. for the first time since i’ve been running this site, my host provides me with stats and raw access logs. these stats are incredibly detailed, and include what search engine keywords have brought visitors to my site. these are the most interesting, in order from most to least common:
devil went down to jamaica
pantala naga pampa meaning
make southpark characters
john bonham s death
fuck
how to do rubber balls vending machines
microsoft shit fuck asshole
woodduck productions
baby hedgehog pictures
computer program for making alcoholic drinks
where will ashley olson go to college
charlie parker s death
dying motherboard
fat guy in a little car
the death of john bonham
mary kate and ashley olson perfume
asshole
go fuck yourself chinese writing
you re a really great guy
brian jenkins
lauren lavoie
bootleg concert tapes vhs
pictures of mary-kate and ashley wearing small clothes
play the guitar online
movies shit funny animations
photo gallery syphillis rash
kitty door
douche bag
titties and beer flash
jack nicholson drive through
complaint form fuck you asshole
jenks
kodak cx4300 sample photos
shit animations
shut the fuck up
liscense plate lights
smoke pot get paid
tim reynolds nomadic wavelengths cd
michelobe company
pityriasis rosea pics
chris farley s life as a child
look at all the profanities on that list! guess that makes sense, though, considering i talk like a construction worker.
and what’s with all the death of / life of search hits? and ’smoke pot get paid?’ that’s crazy. i cant help but wonder what the hell search engines are finding on my site that matches these search keywords… i also think it’s really funny that “wood duck productions” and “lauren lavoie” are on that list.
funny shit.
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